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If you haven't seriously thought about killing a motherfucker, you ain't been in love. If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for forty-five minutes straight, you ain't been in love. If you haven't bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their ass up in, you ain't been in love. If you haven't practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain't been in love. And the only thing that's stopped you from killing this motherfucker was a episode of CSI: I better make up.
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Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, "Oh man, she's nice, I gotta get me a girl like that. But here's what they don't tell you. You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can fuck a woman with a diamond dick and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. This diamond dick is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so fucking cheap. Just to spice things up. Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain't gonna be at the perfect time. You're married, they're single.
You're Jewish, they're Palestinian. You're a Mexican, they're a raccoon. You're a black woman, he's a black man. God will send you a double date with the perfect couple. Have you ever made the mistake of going on a double date with the perfect couple? You're in the middle of your bullshit relationship and you actually sit down with two people that are actually in love. You can't even eat your food cause you can't believe what the fuck you are witnessing. You got a fork in your hand like, "Oh shit! He's really listening to what she's got to say!
They really like being around each other! Man, we can't hang with them no more, they gonna break us up. Can't let these happy motherfuckers fuck up my life! You see Oprahshe just be giving away money. She's trying keep the Feds off her back. We can't have gay marriage 'cause marriage is sacred, it happens in the church. Marriage is sacred, it's sacred. Get the fuck outta here. Shit, Michael Jackson got married, how fucking sacred is that shit? White man makes alcohol. Tastes great, I love it, you love it, we all love it. Kills motherfuckers every single day. Some of y'all ain't even make it home tonight 'cause of alcohol. You'll be like, "Oh man, that Chris Rock sure is funny, oh!
White man makes Cigarettes, the most dangerous product known to man. Cigarettes are so fucking dangerous it kills motherfuckers that don't smoke, okay? That's how fucking dangerous cigarettes are, okay? Yes, first hand smoke, second hand smoke. People talking out of their necks into a machine like, "Hey, what's up, man, I love cigarettes. Could you imagine if the Philip Morris family was a bunch of jheri-curled niggas from Mississippi? Do you know how illegal a pack of cigarettes would be? You would get fifty years just for a carton of Newports.
But it's all right, 'cause it's all white. So think about the poor slave who could read, but was scared to teach their kids to read for fear they would be killing their kids. Think about the poor slave that rode to town every week. Think about the poor slave who rode the buggy to town every week. Riding the buggy … riding the buggy, and he could read, and is riding the buggy and he's riding the buggy. And up ahead he sees a busy intersection, and is riding the buggy and he's riding the buggy. If I stop, these crackers will kill me.
Then the police come: Nigga, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You could have killed somebody, nigga. Didn't see that stop sign? I love going to abortion rallies to pick up women, 'cause you know they're fucking. You ain't gonna find a bunch of virgins at the abortion rally. You might even see some clear heels! Oh the abortion issue, it's a woman's issue. When a woman get pregnant, she don't want to hear shit from the man. Fuck you, motherfuck you, I don't need you. Unless she decides to have the baby and she's like, "Where my check? When a woman get pregnant, her and her girlfriends form an abortion tribunal, and they vote on the child like it was Survivor.
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Kill the Messenger [ edit ] Quotes from Kill the Messenger: George Bush has fucked up so bad, he made it hard for a white man to run for president! People are like "give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra That last one fucked up my roof! Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. With a black name! I know that ain't that black here, but in America that's about as black as a name could get. That's right next to Dikembe Mutombo. Barack, man, he don't let his blackness sneak up on you. Y'know, if his name was Bob Jones or something, it might take you two or three weeks to realize he black. But as soon as you hear "Barack Obama" Just standin' on top of a dead lion!
You expect to see the bass player from the Commodores come out! That's why we're voting for the motherfucker. That's why we behind him. It's not like we're voting for Flavor Flav. Lovin' him for 20 years. I love the " Flavor of Love " show; I think it's quite entertainin'. But Flavor Flav must be killed. In order for black people to truly reach the promised land, Flavor Flav has to be shot. These are important times! We got a black man runnin' for President! We don't need a nigger runnin' around with a fuckin' clock around his neck and a Viking hat on his head! Nigga, put a suit on! Yeah, I said it. I said it in Johannesburg, I said it!
I don't believe a black woman could be First Lady, 'cause you know why? Because a black woman cannot play the background of a relationship! First Lady--too much shuttin' up in that job. Can you imagine tellin' your black wife that you President? And I want my girlfriends in the cabinet! I want Kiki to be Secretary of Defense! She can fight, she can fight. And nobody gives less of a fuck than George Bush. You think you don't give a fuck? Bush don't give a fuck. Nobody gives less of a fuck than George Bush.
If you was hangin' from a cliff, gettin' ready to fall to your death--that's right--and Bush was at the top of the cliff, and all you needed was a fuck to save your life, and Bush had a pocket full of fucks I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there's me, Mary J. BligeJay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let's break it down, let's break it down: Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live.
Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He's a fucking dentist! He ain't the best dentist in the world He's just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin' the white man can walk to. There's nothin' a white person could ever say to me that will ever catch me off-guard. I'm always lookin' for some racism! No matter where the fuck I'm at, I'm like "where the racism at? Where it at, where it at, where it at? I could be sittin' down with Regis Philbindoin' an interview, talkin' about Madagascar 2sayin' "yeah, Regis, Madagascar 2's real good, man.
I play a zebra again! Oh, this motherfucker's great! Take that, ya dirty, greasy nigger! Take that, ya fuckin' nigger!
I let Regis get too close. I'll apologize--"hey, man, I left my neck all out, man. I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. You don't have to be gay to act like a faggot. You don't even have to be a man to act like a faggot. Anybody can act like a faggot. Let me give you an example: I love Gwen Stefani. I'm like " don't speakI know just what you're sayin', oh, please stop explainin'" I won't even get out my car 'til the shit's over. I'm like "you know you're good, you know you're real good Now, if I'm drivin' my car, and I'm at the light, and you in the car behind me, and the light's red, and I'm just sittin' there blasting some Gwen Stefani and I'm like " ain't no hollaback girl! Ain't no hollaback girl!
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